Dr. Frankenstein soothes the savage beast (file photo)
(Transylvania, Romania) As a follow-up to our Monday news article, it has been positively confirmed that the so-called “Frankenstein Monster” has been sited in the US Midwest town of Highland, IL. While it is not known if the monster poses any danger to the populace, local residents are encouraged to view the creature from a sanctioned viewing locale.
Tasked with the safety of the townsfolk, the organization “Hard Road” has prepared several times at which visitors can safely view the monster. Approved viewings are this evening and Saturday evening at 7:30. The monster’s final viewing will be on Sunday at 2:00. Since large crowds are anticipated, Hard Road authorities recommend that passes be obtained soon at their authorized location.
Can the town of Highland survive the Frankenstein creature? Is it a monster or just a misunderstood conglomeration of body parts? Only a first-hand sighting will tell.